Im a kobold-Some people say Im the german version of robin goodfellow, but actually he is the english version of me. I used to help out at the Hildesheim Diocese, but there was an incident with the cook's assistant and some dirty water, and when I asked the cook to do something about it he LAUGHED AT ME! I cant stand being laughed at. So I chopped that brat into bitty pieces and put him in a pot of water to boil overnight, when the cook found him he got awful sore and started calling me names. So I threw him in the moat. After that my relationship with the folks there really deteriorated...Now I live in Minnesota,USA because the people are nicer here.